Happy birthday, Kristen!

Today is Kristen’s 26th birthday! She’s planning a very elaborate 5-course meal for some of her favorite people this weekend (she is quite the top in the kitchen, remember) and I get to play bartender, so I spent some time researching the appropriate wine pairings. The signature cocktail of the evening will be a dirty slut birthday girl gimlet. (It was a dirty dirty dirty martini, but since the cocktail hour is coming after dinner and before dessert, we decided the extra-spicy olives and pickles she likes in her martinis wouldn’t go that well with the almond birthday cake with sherry-lemon buttercream icing. So, gimlet. I’ll share the recipe if it turns out perfectly.)

I’ve got some secret plans for the weekend, too, which definitely includes birthday spankings, gifts, and a few other things …

Game On by Jack Vettriano, one of my favorite artists

Happy birthday, baby. I’m so glad I get to celebrate this day with you, and so glad you’re with me. I’ve never had it so good, it just keeps building and building, getting better and better – I know how lucky I am, and I am so grateful. Hope this day is joyous in every way.

Wish her a happy birthday for me, willya? She is a huge part of why the smut writing has been so good lately, after all …

Published by Sinclair Sexsmith

Sinclair Sexsmith is a genderqueer kinky butch writer who teaches and performs, specializing in sexualities, genders, and relationships. They've written at sugarbutch.net since 2006, recognized numerous places as one of the Top Sex Blogs. Sinclair's gender theory and queer erotica is widely published in anthologies like Take Me There: Trans and Genderqueer Erotica, and online at Feministing, Autostraddle, AfterEllen, and more; they are the editor of Best Lesbian Erotica 2012 and Say Please: Lesbian BDSM Erotica, both published by Cleis Press. Sweet & Rough: Sixteen Stories of Queer Smut, Sinclair's first book of short erotic stories, was published in 2014. They use the pronouns they, them, theirs, themself, and live in Oakland, CA with their boy.

24 thoughts on “Happy birthday, Kristen!”

  1. aag says:

    Wow, I love that picture. Happy Birthday!

  2. Femme Gender says:

    I'm quite sure you'll have a delightful weekend the pair of you! Happy Birthday and have fun fimg x

  3. Calico says:

    Happy birthday, Kristen! I hope your weekend is as amazing as it sounds. :)

  4. Lilly says:

    Happy Birthday Kristen! Also that martini sounds like it's part snack part drink! lol

    That photo is great, too.

  5. Holden says:

    Happy Birthday Kristen, have a wonderful time.

  6. J.D. Bauchery says:

    Happy Birthday Kristen! Enjoy your fabulous meal and drinks! Sounds like it will be a wonderful time!


    The ladies of HM4Her

    ps. you share a birthday with Belladonna! Lucky you!

  7. alisha says:

    happy birthday, kristen!!! :)

  8. Janie Blooms says:

    Oh, this is so delightful! Sigh. Happy Birthday, Kristen! And Happy Cock(tails), Sinclair!

  9. Sara says:

    Wow, that sounds fun.

    Happy day, Kristen!

  10. Miss Ida says:

    Happiest of birthday days!

    I hope it is everything you could hope for and more!

  11. Kissiah says:

    Happy Birthday and may all your wishes come true ;)

  12. Erin says:

    Happy birthday, muse of my favorite smut writer. ;)

  13. Kim says:

    Happy birthday Kristen! Sounds like you have an amazing weekend in store. Enjoy it!

  14. Gray says:

    Happy Happy Birthday Kristen.

    I hope your birthday turns out to be a grand success!


  15. green-eyed girl says:

    I hope this day is filled with laughter and love. Happy Birthday, Kristin!

  16. frowzyboy says:

    Happy birthday ya’ little minx – thanks for giving Sinclair so much to think about. I’m sure he needs the exercise. ;)

  17. Kyle says:

    you are both very lucky to have each other. Have an excellent time. Happy
    birthday, Kristen :-)

  18. Adrienne says:

    Happy Birthday Kristen!!

    You don’t need wishes for a sexy birthday, it sounds like you’re already there. Have a great birthday dinner, and I want to see pics of the flowers!

  19. jesse james says:

    With a birthday date that is within 24 hours of the Goddess of all things Sparkley and Fabulous (Cher, obviously) and with the way Sin goes on and on and on and on… and on about you – I am quite certain, without personal proof (yet) that you are with out a doubt quite a fabulous lady. I very much look forward to meeting you. Until then, happiest birthday to you, Miss Kristen!

  20. Elizabeth says:

    Happy B-day! Enjoy it thoroughly!

  21. violet says:

    happy birthday kristen lovely

  22. Mugsie says:

    Happy birthday Kristen! Thanks for causing the influx of lovely lovely smut! Hope your day is wonderful!

  23. lady brett says:

    happy birthday! hope it was swell – i want to hear how the cocktail and cake turned out =)
    p.s. what a picture!

  24. Fran says:

    Happy Birthday Beautiful Lady!!!


    A femme stranger/voyeur who knows an astonishing amount about your sex life! (It's cool, I date a famous butch top too. If the winds of the small queer world ever blow us together I will buy you a spicy cocktail and we can swap war stories.)

    For what it's worth – I'm awfully glad the rest of us keep getting to read about you – you add a nice touch to the place.

    I hope the coming year brings you everything you need, most of the things you want and the chance to dream even bigger for the year after. xoxoxo

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