they call it ‘stout’ for a reason

Finally finished my review for Eden Fantasys of the Feeldoe stout double dildo … perhaps you would guess, but I’m actually not quite as impressed as I expected. It’s missing a) control b) precision c) did I mention control?

There’s just nothing sexy about wondering where my cock is going, how it’s behaving, what angle it’s at … even on the cocks that I know really well, I still often keep my hand on it (or under it, or next to it) in order to continue to feel precisely how and where it’s moving. For the same reasons, I keep my harnesses quite tight: much more control that way.

Still, on occasion, I could see the Feeldoe having a very welcome place in my tool box. Pulling it out on a lazy morning in bed, slipping it in and rolling her on top of me … yeah, I’ll have one of those, thanks.

Well, until that happens, I’ve got a few new products to review to keep me busy. Did I mention Eden just got some packing cocks? Aw yeah.

Published by Sinclair Sexsmith

Sinclair Sexsmith is a genderqueer kinky butch writer who teaches and performs, specializing in sexualities, genders, and relationships. They've written at sugarbutch.net since 2006, recognized numerous places as one of the Top Sex Blogs. Sinclair's gender theory and queer erotica is widely published in anthologies like Take Me There: Trans and Genderqueer Erotica, and online at Feministing, Autostraddle, AfterEllen, and more; they are the editor of Best Lesbian Erotica 2012 and Say Please: Lesbian BDSM Erotica, both published by Cleis Press. Sweet & Rough: Sixteen Stories of Queer Smut, Sinclair's first book of short erotic stories, was published in 2014. They use the pronouns they, them, theirs, themself, and live in Oakland, CA with their boy.

9 thoughts on “they call it ‘stout’ for a reason”

  1. Ms. Post No Bills says:

    Not a fan of the Feeldoe. I find the length too short, although Ms. K and I want the red one because it is longer. And works well in a harness.

  2. Wendy says:

    I tried the feeldoe out once. I found it rather 'meh' verging on 'Do Not Want!'. The bulb shape was uncomfortable and rubbed me in a HORRIBLE way, and the dick end was short (I also have a bit of a belly, which made it shorter) and way to hard to control. When I wear a strap on, I wear it up a big higher, for the control, and you can't do that with the feeldoe.

  3. apple says:

    i third the nay. i found it too smooth and too long. but my preference is bumpy or ridged, and short. we tried out the nexus, which is similar but instead of the bulbous end has a smaller, slightly bumpy end. a step up but it hasn't found its way to my regular rotation.

  4. aisforalisha says:

    "Still, on occasion, I could see the Feeldoe having a very welcome place in my tool box. Pulling it out on a lazy morning in bed, slipping it in and rolling her on top of me … yeah, I’ll have one of those, thanks."

    hahaha. I just love the way you wrote that because it's how I speak… :]

    and it's a very sexy image.. :]

  5. anon says:

    i have the regular feeldoe and it SUCKS. it feels like hard plastic, not silicon, the bulb is WAY too big for my butch gf, who doesn't like anything more than a few fingers, and it cost me a fuckload. so now i'm annoyed.

    the end.

  6. Ms. Post No Bills says:

    Didn’t like the Share. The bulb part was awkwardly big and while not painful, the sheer size of it, compared to the constraints of my body, kept it slipping out — forcefully so. Using a harness with it only made it marginally functional.

    Instead I use it in my hands to, ahem, fuck my girlfriend from behind. So despite it’s $100 price tag, it’s definitely getting some use.

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