Giveaway: the Grip boy toy

As of 2/8/16 This product is no longer available at Babeland

I know there’s been a lack of long, smutty, or gender posts lately – I’ve got some deadlines and some events that have been keeping me busy lately. Follow me on twitter for daily snippets, if you want, and I promise I’ll tell you all about the rope and spreader bar and blow jobs and other fantastic dirty things I’ve been doing with Kristen as we keep falling for each other, just as soon as I have a little more time to clear my head and write again.

gripWell – now that you’ve seen my extensive review of how boys like me can jack off with the Fleshlight, I’ve got one more jack off toy to share with you: The Grip.

Unfortunately, this toy was a bust. I got it from Babeland because it was a) silicone – say it with me, kids: sterilizable! and b) made by Vixen Creations, ah be still my heart. I love that company.

It’s 4-3/4″ x 2″, but: it’s a sleeve, which means it’s got holes at both ends, and doesn’t create any suction whatsoever. It was so apparent that this wouldn’t work for my particular, uh, cock needs, that I didn’t even take it out of the packaging.

So I’ve got this poor lil Grip sitting around, all sad & lonely. And that’s where YOU come in – would you like to give this toy a new home?

Leave a comment and I’ll pick one number at random. Just tell me one thing about how you masturbate, I dont’ care what it is, something like: What’s the most interesting place you ever masturbated? Or tell me something about masturbating, or tell me … something else entirely. May was National Masturbation Month, after all, we may as well honor that (even if it is already June).

I’ll pick a winner on Monday morning, you’ve got all weekend to add your name to the pool by leaving a comment.

Published by Sinclair Sexsmith

Sinclair Sexsmith (they/them) is "the best-known butch erotica writer whose kinky, groundbreaking stories have turned on countless queers" (AfterEllen), who "is in all the books, wins all the awards, speaks at all the panels and readings, knows all the stuff, and writes for all the places" (Autostraddle). ​Their short story collection, Sweet & Rough: Queer Kink Erotica, was a 2016 finalist for a Lambda Literary Award, and they are the current editor of the Best Lesbian Erotica series. They identify as a white non-binary butch dominant, a survivor, and an introvert, and they live outside Seattle as an uninvited settler on traditional, ancestral, & unceded Snoqualmie land.

14 thoughts on “Giveaway: the Grip boy toy”

  1. Jack says:

    I often use the reverse or "European" grip.

  2. I have always found that slow double fisting tends to be a most enjoyable way to extend the life of a solo session.

  3. Mathew says:

    A few years ago I worked as a stage hand at the Miss California pageant and I was caught masturbating in a broom closet. Although Mr. Trump told me I wouldn't get fired, weeks later I read in the tabloids I was let go because they discovered I was masturbating to straight porn.

  4. Gold says:

    I don't really want the Grip– I have no idea what I'd do with it, short of using it to replace a missing bike handle– but I'll tell you that the most interesting place I've ever masturbated was in a plane, seated between two wide-awake strangers.

    To be honest, I was both stoned and hungover. And it did cure the hangover. Well, until we hit turbulence… Not my most glorious moment.

  5. A says:

    I don't have a penis, but I have access to one that would appreciate The Grip.

    The strangest place I've ever masturbated is in my car while driving. I was headed down to the coast, and just decided I wanted to.

  6. Amber says:

    Whilst driving over the Delaware Memorial Bridge. It was at least ten years ago and I still remember it.

  7. Rodger says:

    The orgasms I give myself are invariably of a better, more consistent variety than the ones I get from other people. If a guy gives me an orgasm as good as one I give myself, I consider him gifted. I can jerk off in under two minutes, or take as long as two or more hours – I just decide before I start.

  8. Mugsie says:

    Most interesting place was definitely weekly during my middle school assemblies when I made good use of the snazzy ability to masturbate without my hands. Oh, but I do miss mandatory assembly time.

  9. jumping over the moo says:

    is it softish inside? i don't get it.

  10. Brook says:

    While working on my thesis (in biology), I regularly spent late nights in the laboratory waiting for gels to run. With all that spare time, I read lots of books, blasted music for solo dance parties, and, of course, masturbated all the time. Usually I'd head into the "ecology room" (not contaminated with toxic chemicals, with a carpeted floor), lay down on a thermarest I kept there for naps, and go to town. Fun times!

    Like A, I don't have a penis but I've know someone with one who would be super happy to try out the Grip.

  11. queer says:

    I don't have a cock that would benefit from the Grip, but I have someone in mind to whom I'd like to pass it along.

    I don't know if it's the weirdest place I've ever masturbated, but certainly one weird place I have was at the office of one of my temp jobs. The bathrooms were very nice – one room with the toilet and sink inside (cute rug too) that locked. I was really able to go to town.

  12. Paddy says:

    Well, it was into the mouth of a goth girl I once dated inside my Uncle's funeral home in Gloucester. I worked there, and I think she was only in it for my job.

  13. My most interesting place was probably AP statistics in eleventh grade. There was a seam in my jeans that hit just right. I think the girl who sat next to me noticed…

    There was also an urgent trip to the bathroom made at my oh-so-conservative grandparents house.

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