Oh, Crash Pad. Oh, Shine Louise Houston. How do I love thee, let me count the ways.
… What’s that? You’re not familiar with the original Crash Pad DVD, or the subsequent THREE DVDs of episodes compiled from the Crash Pad Series website? If only someone would give away a membership for the lonely, cold month of January!
Oh hey! That’s exactly what I’m going to do!
The Crash Pad is the hottest porn I’ve ever seen. Hands down.
I mean, I’m not actually an expert on visual porn – when I came out about ten years ago, I started renting lesbian porn and was incredibly disappointed (with perhaps the exception of some s.i.r. productions films, like Hard Love/How to Fuck in High Heels and Sugar High Glitter City), and I kind of lost interest in the genre.
Well … until it became increasingly obvious that dyke-made-dyke-porn-for-dykes was booming, and butch/femme queer porn was, uh, the hottest thing I’d ever seen. In my wildest dreams I hadn’t fathomed someone could videotape something so goddamn hot.
(I’ll be in my bunk.)
The fabulous folks over at Pink & White (thanks to a suggestion from Jiz Lee) have offered up two Level Two (video!) membership to the Crash Pad Series website for the month of January for me to give away.
Whatcho gotta do:
Leave a comment answering who is your favorite porn star and why? If you don’t have a favorite star, make it your favorite porn film. If you don’t have a favorite porn film, well – you really need to win this contest! Leave a comment anyway.
Two winners will be chosen randomly on Thursday morning, 18 December.
50 thoughts on “Two Crash Pad Series Website Memberships – For You!”
I have to say that I don't have a favorite p*rn star, but my favorite p*rn movie is definitely hard love how to f*ck in high heels but sugar high glitter city was awesome too. When I lived in Bklyn I rented them from babeland (I miss being able to rent movies from babeland :() It was the first *real* lesbian p*rn flick that I ever saw. The first crash pad is a close second, so freakin' hot. Especially the butch on butch action… lord.
I wish I could say I had a favorite. But I don't! :( How sad is that? I definitely need to get busy, especially on these cold Minneapolis nights ;) Recommendations, anyone, besides the uber-hott Crash Pad?
hmmm, I guess I'm in that third category…no favorite porn anything I'm afraid, though I do think that Bren Ryder's site is pretty great.
so tell your random number generator to pick me, okay? ;)
I don't have a favorite! I need more…err…access! Help!
Oh dear, I need to work on this….and that's where this comes in handy. I promise to the readers of Sugarbutch that if I am awarded this prize, I will have a favorite star by the time I'm finished! /end politician
My favorite porn movie is probably Der Rosenkavalier (oh, don't I wish there was an actual XXX version, but some of the ones I've seen are plenty porny enough, what with the writhing and the squirming and the age play and the panting slurping strings), and my favorite porn star is Janet Baker. Yeah. Dame Janet Damn Baker. Okay, so I've never seen her with her clothes off, but that voice is enough to make me splooge in my trousers every time.
guilty confession: jenna jameson
it's kindof like my love of britney spears, i love the woman for her ability to market herself, her ubiquitous presence, and most recently… PIRATES
I love Cytheria…or is it cyrethia? I'm not sure exactly but she's a squirter. She can come so hard, her spray goes halfway across the room. She does hetero porn but I LOVE the few she's done with girls (Belladonna) that result in some amazing splashes. So inspiring!
i don't have a favorite! clearly i need some help finding one =)
Princess Donna, hands down! She's an amazing Femme Top and her lust seems so authentic it's hard to not get turned on when she's involved in a movie, whether she's just guiding the fucking or is actually involved. She's done work with Crash Pad and Kink.com.
Well, back in the day I liked Andrew Blake's art-porn Dollhouse, but I'm not sure to this day if it's genuinely good or if it's stupid and I just liked it cause I was a cute little babydyke who didn't know any better.
Help me pick a new favorite! The Crash Pad, btw, looks wildly hot.
I gotta go with the non-answer.
Still searching for a favorite porn star/movie. It's an intensive process, and I am oh so studious.
Sadly, I've been making due with what I glean online. Given what's available for free, and my insatiable quest for butches, I'm hurtin'.
(oh lord, that clip. That clip!)
I do not have a favorite porn star yet, though I am now discovering that there are possibilities out there for porn with butch girls! So I will have to make that call once I get to see some real lesbians go at it on the screen.
I have discovered gooddykeporn.com and the wonderfulness that is Bren Ryder, and there is a scene on there called "Pussy Home Invasion" that I quite enjoy — the idea of three girls barging into my apartment, throwing me down, and giving it to me like that is quite tantalizing.
Oh, pick me, pick meeeeeeee! I love the Crash Pad and haven't seen the other ones in the series. I think I *need* this. :)
Madison Young is the pinnacle of gorgeous femme three-alarm-fire hotness. Her receptivity inspires me.
I'm a big fan of Sasha Grey. The dark hair/pale skin aesthetic has appealed to me since before I could spell Goth, but more than that, I like her subversive intelligence, and how genuine her performances often are. She seems somehow more real than many porn actresses. Perhaps that's her special genius? That and the penchant for Olympic-league fucking. :D
Oh, and I heartily agree with "Fafner", re: Der Rosenkavalier. Though, if we're talking Strauss as a porn auteur, I'd lean toward Salome as the kinkiest pr0n around. Particularly starring the hot piece of ass Catherine Malfitano. (That being said, Karita Mattila takes off ALL her clothes for that role, and that's not to be sneered at either.)
hmmm, i don't have a favorite porn start or porn flick, but there were some nice scenes in crash pad, if i recall (i watched it and how to fuck in high heels at the same time — i get them mixed up). er, so i'm looking to expand my knowledge/repertoire… love the giveaways, even if i haven't won yet!
Uh… wow? No experience with good porn, but hopefully the random number generator will be good to me? :)
I really don't have a favorite, not enough exposure unfortunately.
I don't have a favorite porn. But I totally enjoyed Crash Pad (only got to see the first one) all the others when they played during film festivals…I missed :( Which is sad for me. Something about watching porn with a good friend.
Now that you have mentioned a few others …I will be sure to check them out!
like many others, i really love crash pad (the first one and the only i've seen of the series). SO GOOD, especially the butch/femme scene. omg.
when i was 12 my friend's dad went to jail (dui, i think) and we promptly raided his porn stash. classy, right? well she generously gave me half of what we found, and i still have most of those movies today. i have a tie for favorite from those 5 videos, which are the only pornography i physically own.
my favorite for laughs is called "twilight moan" and it's about a community of retirees that dance around a maypole, which magically makes them young and hot. then they play hide and seek, which quickly turns into rampant sex, which makes sense because they have these hot new bodies to play with. then they all have a naked dance party, and an orgy, and the movie is over.
the best for actually getting off is called "lick me" and it's about a sexual sanctuary where women are in charge. a girl gets a tour of the place and sees all manner of amazing performances, but plays coy the whole time and bites her finger while watching. at the end she goes all sandy from grease and shows up in a black spandex unitard and gets the shit fucked out of her in an orgy. the sex itself isn't that great but it's all about women being in charge and that's always hot.
I do not have a favorite porn star, but from the clips I've seen from the Crash Pad movie and series, I have a feeling that membership would be put to very good use in my hands.
No favorites here, either. I was feeling so unique and ready to be educated until I read all the comments.
Clearly, this is a necessary (and generous) service you're providing.
I gave up on porn because of lack of real queer porn.. I like jenna jameson, but only because of her book.
crashpad would be heaven. :-]
Sophie Moone, definitely, not only because she’s GORGEOUS, and talented and AMAZING naked but…. did i mention that every time she comes a blind unicorn in Lithuania regains its eyesight? WHAT do you have against unicorns anyway???
April Flores, hands-down – love her attitude, her looks, and her films!
I don’t have a favorite, but I’d desperately like a membership to the legendary crash pad series.
I’m a student, so I’m pretty much broke–sweet deal–and just a few weeks ago discovered the crash pad website. I’ve been begging my friends to get me one of the dvds for Christmas and they just laughed at me. I’d love love love a membership to keep me occupied over winter break while I’m snowed-in back home in Buffalo!
I don't have a favorite star or film… I DEFINITELY need a lot more exposure to work that one out!
I’m visual porn virgin, never thought it could be a turn on, but having seen that clip i sure wanna give it a try now!
Unfortunately, I don't have an answer. Hopefully I'll win and then be able to answer in the future.
I'm totally hot for nasty Jake and toppy Trucker from the Crash Pad Series, and my femme bottom bondage painslut hero is Madison Young. sigh, porn is nice.
I don't have a favorite porn star or movie….just a scene I like to watch from time to time. Two women we were obviously doing it for the camera that found out it was better to just enjoy it for themselves. It's hot watching a woman REALLY cum in porn film and love it. :)
I have no favorite porn star, as I generally only watch free porn, but I do enjoy watching party sex porn — not sex party porn, but people randomly fucking at parties.
Also, the Firefly reference made my day. Okay, the porn clip made my day, but the Firefly reference backs it pretty quickly.
I don't know about porn stars, but Crash Pad porn is hands down the only thing that really trips my trigger. Its so realistic and raw, really gets me going. I was just explaining to some of my het'ro male friends the difference between het'ro lesbian porn and lesbian dyke porn. I think the difference is so amazing, for me, and my lady parts. xo
Desireé Cousteau. She did porn in the 70s, and though she's not my type nowadays, she was the first porn star I got into when I discovered my dad's videos as a teen! I had SUCH a crush on her.
Hmm – I don't have a favourite porn movie or porn star. One of my resolutions for the New Year is to watch some good lesbian porn. So I hope I win!
OMG Jiz Lee!
(This purely from the stills on the crashpad site… and my vivid imagination)
Hot hot HOT butch eye candy!
I would love to watch more of the Crash Pad series that the snips I have for free (did I mention I am terribly cheap); Finally the intensity that I experience when being fucked is manifest in the films. Sadly, I should not win because I have dial-up (high speed is not offered in my rural area), and any pleasure would be lost to frustrating delays in … buffering.
Best wishes to all who have entered, and good luck to each of you. And thanks for the great clip, Sin, it was nice to see one of my favorite positions (getting fucked facing her, sitting in her lap) on display.
I am ~finally~ catching up on reading the blogs of everyone that I met at Femme Collective, so I guess this entry is as good as any to comment and say hi on! So long overdue – hi again, it was great meeting you, and I'm loving this site!
As for favorite porn stars, does Bettie Page count? Cliche yes, but she died last week and it made me horribly sad.
Wish I had a favorite… Pick me and help me out?
Ooh, I haven’t found a porn or porn star to get into, but this could help me find my way. XD
Due to the lack of good porn, I've somewhat trained myself to detach from it and to enjoy nameless, faceless, hard fucking. Hence…..anyone will do. But I suppose particularly those pneumatic blondes, plastic, big tits, too skinny, not my type definately. Plus I'm not toppy, but I'd sit on their face and laugh.
Unfortunately this is all by the by. Work is so awful that I've lost my mojo anyhow.
do anatomy texts count? kidding.
twincest are the heroes.
jake (from crashpad) is the hottest.
madison young is the inspiration.
and, embarrassingly enough, hetero blow jobs really get us (me and the old lady) off. they really don’t show what the penis is attached to all that often, so it’s easy to imagine a hotdykeyqueerladyboi with a vixskin on the receiving end. and who doesn’t love that?!
Okay favorite porn….Crash Pad for sure. Me and three friends pitched the bucks for it and well…sharing is nice.
The last porn that I bought and loved was How to Fuck in High Heels. Jackie and Shar are coming out with a new production (they had casting calls a few months ago) and I'm looking forward to that.
I'd love to see artist-porn star-activist Annie Sprinkle's wife, Beth in a porn flick, but that is so not going to happen…next best would be the production of some porn with 45 to 55 year old hot aggressive butches!
Hope im not to late to enter in.
Favorite- dont have one thats why i NEED this.
I now have a favorite porn star. I officially have internet again and stumbled across Britney Foster. She is fucking incredible. The minute she opened my mouth I was in lovey lust and wanted that attention directed toward me. So dynamic, forward, aggressive and fuck if she isn't one hell of a talker. If you haven't checked her out….you should. Here's a link.. .http://www.porneskimo.com/britney%20foster.htm
I'm off to enjoy it…. :)
hahahaha….opened my mouth!
typo….it's suppose to read "opened her mouth". I suppose it was wishful thinking ;)