Giveaway: Pleasure Panties

As of 2/8/16 This product is no longer available at Babeland

I go back and forth on the word “panties.” Usually, I think I use “undies,” and I do like “thong,” as a word, though my girl rarely (never?) wears those.

But, y’know, when Christina says it’s sexy, I listen.

“Panties is a wonderful word. When did you stop saying “panties”? It’s sexy. It’s girlie. It’s naughty. Say it more.” —Christina Hendricks in May’s Esquire.

So: I introduce to you, I introduce you to, to you I introduce, the Pleasure Panties. The idea is that the wearer gives the remote to someone else, and has to endure all kinds of turning-on and buzzing and vibration up against her clit while trying to keep her composure.

A lovely little torture indeed.

I’m not usually such a fan of little gimmicky vibes like this, but you know what sold me? Of course you do. You know me so well. Yeah, it was the ribbons. The ties on the side. That casual little bow that says, “Oops! I didn’t mean to come untied, silly me.” I even have a whole “ribbon” category over on my Tumblr. I’m easy sometimes, a sucker, it’s true. But hey, it’s good to know what you like!

Want these little Pleasure Panties? (It still sounds funny, sorry Christina!) Leave a comment on this post with one naughty thing you’ve done in public, or one thing you wish you’d done in public, or one thing you fantasize about in public, or, you know, something else entirely, and I’ll pick one random lucky winner on Monday morning.

PS: If you live outside the US, you’ll have to throw in a few bucks for shipping.

These Pleasure Panties were provided by Babeland for giveaway. Visit the Babeland website for more great sex toys like this one. Thanks, Babeland!

Published by Sinclair Sexsmith

Sinclair Sexsmith (they/them) is "the best-known butch erotica writer whose kinky, groundbreaking stories have turned on countless queers" (AfterEllen), who "is in all the books, wins all the awards, speaks at all the panels and readings, knows all the stuff, and writes for all the places" (Autostraddle). ​Their short story collection, Sweet & Rough: Queer Kink Erotica, was a 2016 finalist for a Lambda Literary Award, and they are the current editor of the Best Lesbian Erotica series. They identify as a white non-binary butch dominant, a survivor, and an introvert, and they live outside Seattle as an uninvited settler on traditional, ancestral, & unceded Snoqualmie land.

70 thoughts on “Giveaway: Pleasure Panties”

  1. I had a fuck buddy once, who worked security in a local shopping center. We fucked everwhere in that place! From the control room for the sprinkler system, to closed store offices, to the remote police station there! teehee, it was so HOT! We actually fucked outside there once, in one of the loading bays, though we ended up getting spotted. lol

  2. tk says:

    i would love these……and i like the word panty because it sounds kinda dirty and patronizing to me….

    my current gf didn’t have a place of her own for a long time, so we took to fucking in her car and the occasional cheap motel. the hottest time was when I gave her head into she came in my mouth in the bathroom of a lesbian club…especially since there was only a curtain covering the stall! she’s just getting into packing, and I can’t stop thinking about how much I want her to fuck me with her cock in public….

  3. blink says:

    Not too long ago me and a girl decided to go to the movies with some friends. We started getting into right in the front row before the lights even dimmed. I don't think I really even saw 5 minutes of that movie.

  4. kala says:

    I can be a little prude so I really need these!'

    I swear If I get these I will wear them in public, and give my man the controls. Of course I will document it ;)

  5. xMech says:

    Back in high school, me and a girl i was dating couldn't go to our houses because of parents and such, so we tended to have sex in cars… or with me pressed against the plexi-glass of an ice rink with her hands in my pants getting me off, when the ice rink was attacehd to a wall…

  6. CaramelAh says:

    I'd love to win these. 'Ribbon' is a trigger word for me, as well. I adore your ribbon collection on tumblr… I've taken some notes! ;)

    My naughty public moment is also a pretty accurate portrait of me at large.

    I take the train up to see my parents occasionally, who live about five hours away. The trip up is a piece of cake, but the trip down… well, the trip down follows 2-6 days of little privacy and I am practically bursting at my seams with sexual frustration. The trip down always involves my own lap blanket, under which I can snuggle down and, when the coast is clear: I fuck myself into a frenzy from the gentle rocking of the train's cabin, watching the setting Texan sun. The whole scene is romantic and sweet and perverted and alone–just like me. :)

  7. femme in butch cloth says:

    At SFMOMA (San Francisco Museum of Modern Art) there is a dizzyingly high catwalk/bridge from which you can see all the way down through the entire museum to the lobby. It is bathed in sunlight from the tube-shaped skylight that it goes through. & the floor of this bridge is metal grating so you can see through the holes. I've always had a fantasy of fucking on that. Not something that could ever come true, but as a consolation I've considered at least walking across there in a skirt with no underwear, I mean, uh, panties ;)

    I'm not that crazy about the word "panties", though.

  8. Sully says:

    When I read this prompt, I blushed. When my current girl and I got together, we had a had time keep ou hands off each other. One time, I picked her up after class in the main hall of our college. The building an nearly abandoned (yet strangely popular) staircase, and as we turned the inventible corner to take us there, she started protesting.

    I got her up against the door, wrists pinned and whimpering in my ear as I worked off first her jeans and them her belt. I dropped onto my knees to lick her clit, and she was a quiet mess, all bit back moans and trembling on the edge of coming- when the door opened! She managed to get herself reasonably hidden as I blocked her and talked to the professor.

    Me: Hi! Are you lost? Anything I can help you with?

    Professor: I work here. I am trying to use the stairs.

    Me: Uhh- right this way, sir!

    We both knew he knew, and that made it all the hotter.

  9. ShooflyPie says:

    My girl and I love to play in public. The most recent game was trying to order at the bar, her pressed against me, hands slipping under my skirt while I tried to keep my voice steady to order. "Jack and coke, and a shot of Patron…"

    We've been toying with buying something like this for awhile — winning it would sure solve our financial hesitation!

  10. Arien says:

    My college's student handbook has an immorality quiz, and taking it is sort of a popular party game. YOu get a certain number of points for having sex in various outdoor locations, so of course my boyfriend and I have been trying to figure out the perfect spot. My fantasy is to give him a blow job in public—and to think I never considered myself an exhibitionist.

  11. nico says:

    hmmm. not particularly dirty? but before my girlfriend was my girlfriend we were in the same class together and i'd spend the whole morning with glazed eyes, imagining her and me in a postgraduate throwdown on the desk, rather than listening to research techniques.

    most unfortunate when she'd start talking to me and i was rather like a tightly-coiled spring after the 2 hours of daydreaming.

    it also didn't help that she'd ride her motorbike to and from class and thus be swaggering around with her helmet. and leather jacket. and then, ahem, mount/dismount the bik.

    hmmm. if anyone wants me i'll be in my room…

  12. J. says:

    Received oral in a back alley. It was very romantic.

  13. tuesday says:

    I was just reminiscing with my girl about the time she fingered me while we sat at the bar and all the lovely gay boys were so intent on their karaoke that no one looked our way long enough for me to have more than one orgasm before someone came to ask if we wanted another drink.

  14. E says:

    I once fingered my girlfriend in public at a picnic table surrounded by our friends. We've had bathroom sex, sex in cars, sex outside… the panties vibe would give us yet another option.

  15. Ellie says:

    I had sex in the college library once. In the stacks. Does that count as naughty? I think yes.

  16. LK says:

    Oh, I seriously fantasize about these things. Mmmmyeah…

  17. wishful thinking says:

    Fantasy time ;)

    My woman will be wearing those panties when I take her out to dinner and endure my teasing until we’ve finished our dinner. Then we will walk to a bar where she will watch me play pool as I watch her become more and more anxious as I continue to torment her. Just when she thinks she can take no more I’ll escort her back to the car which I have carefully parked in a shadowy corner. She will beg me as I bend her over the hood and carefully lift her dress to reveal her beautiful pale arse. As I unzip my trousers and attach her favourite cock (the giantess of course) I can feel how wet she has become, we won’t be needing lube tonight. I have the remote in my hand as I enter her and she moans with relief. I can feel the urgency in her body, but I take my time slowly thrusting until she begs me to let her come. I flick the remote to high and revel in her moans as she bucks beneath me. A nice start. I turn her around and push her to her knees, she knows what to do…and does it very well. I drag her up on the hood and plunge inside again, she wraps her legs around me and I can feel the heels of her boots digging into my arse as I fuck her hard. She comes again and I can feel myself getting closer, with my last conscious thought I flick the remote again and her screams echos through the night as I finally allow myself to come.

  18. Sophia says:

    over vacation we had sex in a hot tub on a day too cold for anyone else to venture into the pool area. we could hear voices right around the corner and watch people passing by. we kept talking as though we were up to nothing and (i think…) no one suspected a thing. want to try it again soon.

  19. another femme says:

    Oh my god I would LOVE to have these. One of my early favorite fantasies (before I got very good at fantasizing) was of a hot butch going down on me, from under my desk, during class. (The physical impracticality of this makes it difficult for me to fully commit to it, but the idea is so. fucking. hot.)

    Just two nights ago I had sex on a playground. It was after midnight, though, so I'm not sure it counts as public. I've also had sex up against the wall of the restroom of my girlfriend's college dorm, outside the stalls, behind a door that didn't lock.

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