created by rife & avi
illustrated by rife
screw capitalism, let’s play!
So what is the game like? Well, it’s just like monopoly for sex toys, except there’s no play money. Or money of any kind. Actually, capitalism sucks in real life, why would I want to play at it in my free time? Instead, you earn your toys by completing silly, sexy, hands-on challenges. If you’ve always wanted an excuse to spank your buddy, tell dirty jokes, or show off your horse orgasm impersonation skills, you just found it!
It’s good dirty fun!
Get your friends together and let the shenanigans begin. It’s been called the board game most likely to start an orgy, but it’s also tame enough to play with platonic rugby teammates at brunch. I wouldn’t invite your grandma, though. Unless she’s open minded….