Top Hot Butches

The 2009 List

1. Rachel Maddow

Photo: Vogue Magazine

Ah, Dr. Maddow: in the past six months she has put butch chic in the New York Times Magazine, made geek sexy, and made people everywhere wish we were a cocktail shaker. I won’t even go into the whole Rhodes Scholar, PhD, amateur mixologist details – it’s enough to give me a major do-be-do-be complex.

Some of us may have known her radio show on Air America, but liberals and progressives worldwide tuned in to her election coverage on The Rachel Maddow Show on MSNBC last fall. She became the most popular show in her time slot, and for the first time I personally related to a political pundit show, which I manage to watch even though I don’t have cable television, because MSNBC is brilliant enough to reproduce the entire thing via video podcast. My morning commute is much better with some butch political commentary.

Despite her slightly glammed-up look on her show, her numerous appearances on the talk show circuit and in magazines shows her unapologetically masculine, and she has in fact self-identified as butch.

That Maddow is sexy is undeniable, and so common in queer circles that a certain butch I know created the Maddow Widowers’ Support Group, joking that our partners would, in a heartbeat, leave us for Maddow.

Despite that: thank you, Dr. Maddow, for all you’re doing for queer visibility, for butch visibility, and for political commentary.

#1, with a bullet, Rachel Maddow.

RachelMaddow.com | Rachel.MSNBC.com | AirAmerica.com | @Maddow

2. Skyler Cooper

You may not have heard of Skyler Cooper, a personal trainer (obviously! those arms!) and actor now living in California, originally from New York. Her bio says her first acting gig was a performance art piece called “Butch Love,” and she’s been acting ever since.

Recently, Cooper was featured in Debra Wilson’s award-winning documentary “Butch Mystique,” and she was cast in Amber Sharp’s television series Don’t Go – the trailer looks really appealing, but the blog hasn’t been updated since late 2007, and it seems likely that the series never found a home. But she’s also in JengoTV’s original series First Take, which follows her life as a butch-identified actor.

From an interview with Jasmyne Cannick, Cooper says: “I love butch women for what they represent. Unfortunately, I believe butch woman have not been properly understood. There are hordes of stereotypes about them in the media and our communities that don’t represent what I call butch. With that said, this is what I love about butch women: they have a natural marrying of masculinity and femininity in a woman’s body. It’s the essence of the two genders carried by a woman. It’s spectacular to see. A pure anomaly of nature. … For the record though I am a serial fem dater. Sorry butchies[!]”

I bet we’ll be seeing a lot more of Skyler Cooper in the future.

IMDB | Don’t Go | First Take on JengoTV

3. Chris Pureka

Folk singer-songwriter Chris Pureka is making the rounds in queer communities lately, and clearly we love her. Her music is not outspokenly queer, but rather deals with the complex poetry of describing interpersonal emotional landscapes and relationships. Pureka is the founder of her label, Sad Rabbit Music, and she has a degree in biology. Recently, she’s been touring with violinist Lyndell Montgomery (#21), and Pureka’s new album Chimeracame out in January 2009.

In an interview from Off Our Backs in 2005, Pureka identifies as genderqueer, and feminist. Her sexy crooning voice, complex lyrics, and sweet guitar just add to her comfortably andro look. If you have a chance to see her in concert, jump at it – she’s fantastic.

ChrisPureka.com | @ChrisPureka | MySpace | CDBaby

4. Shine Louise Houston

If you think the only lesbian porn out there is made for straight men, you’re just wrong: Shine Louise Houston has single-handedly changed porn with her film company Pink & White Productions, home of The Crash Pad SeriesChampion, Superfreak, and In Search of the Wild Kingdom.

With her record button poised and camera aimed at the heart of San Francisco’s hottest queer porn stars, amateurs, and daring exhibitionist couples, Houston portrays real dirty queer sex with such a wide variety of gender expression, identity, body type, sex technique, and toys.

Her work will change your sex life.

Pink & White Productions | The Crash Pad Series | Champion | @ShineLouise

5. Butchlalis de Panochtitlan

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Butchlalis de Panochtitlan is Mari Garcia, Raquel Gutierrez and Claudia Rodriguez, a Chicano performance group out of Los Angeles. Come for their hot suits and butch attire, stay for their critical commentary on racism, classism, and urban development. From one of their show descriptions: “The self-described butch dykes/transgender butches/genderqueer spoken-word entertainers expand the lexicon of transexuality and its attendant physical and psychological neighborhoods and communities.”More information about the show on indybay.org or at the venue’s website, Foolsfury.org.

Myspace.com/butchlalis

6. Ivan E. Coyote

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Ivan E. Coyote is a masterful storyteller. I’m not sure exactly how Coyote identifies; the backs of Coyote’s books use female pronouns in the biography, but I’ve heard friends use male pronouns too. I remember Coyote saying something like, “People come up to me and say, thank you for describing so well the trans experience, and I say, you’re welcome; someone else says, thank you for describing the butch experience, and I say, you’re welcome; yet someone else says, thank you for describing the lesbian experience, and I say you’re welcome.” I went away from that thinking that all of those identities are parts of Coyote’s experience, that one isn’t necessarily valued above the others.

Coyote’s fifth book The Slow Fix (Arsenalia Press) came out this year and was nominated for a Lambda Literary Award in Lesbian Fiction. Read The driver had gay hands as a great example of Coyote’s storytelling abilities, as published in Coyote’s xtra.ca column. I also highly (highly) recommend the CD One Trick Rodeo / You’re a Nation with some of my favorite stories of Coyote’s, which talk about things like growing up tomboy in northern Canada (“It Doesn’t Hurt”) or taking a young queer kid out to the movies (“I Like to Wear Dresses”).

IvanECoyote.com | Myspace.com/ivancoyote

7. Amy Ray

Obviously, most queers are familiar with Amy Ray as being half of the folk-duo The Indigo Girls (whose most recent album, Poseidon and the Bitter Bug, was released in March 2009), but Ray now has three solo records under her belt. Her solo stuff is much more punkrock than her work with the Indigo Girls, though it’s still got her sexy voice, gorgeous guitar, and fantastic lyrics.

Ray’s most recent album, Didn’t It Feel Kinder, came out in August 2008 and she’s been touring with the all-butch band Julie Wolf (#28) on keyboards, Kaia Wilson (#43) on guitar, and Melissa York (#94) on drums, which was an incredible sight. They are doing another tour in August 2009 and you really should not miss them.

DaemonRecords.com | Amy-Ray.com

8. Janel McCarville

Janel McCarville plays basketball for the WNBA’s New York Liberty. I’ll be honest, I don’t follow basketball closely, though I do enjoy when I make the time to go to a game, so I don’t really have any ability to tell you what statistics on her are impressive. I will tell you that she was born in 1982, is 6′2″, and has been playing basketball since middle school. She was #1 in the 2005 WNBA Draft and was chosen by the Charlotte Sting; when the Sting folded in 2007, she moved on over to the Liberty, and was named most improved player of the 2007 season. She was named WNBA Eastern Conference Player of the Week on two occasions during the 2008 season.

There’s this particular photo of her waving … and her hand! her arm! I can imagine queers everywhere swooning – and perhaps being a little scared – of the sheer size of those fingers.

WNBA Playerfile | @JanelMcCarville | Jmac Fansite

9. Jenny Shimizu

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You can’t get very far when talking about hot butch and andro dykes without somebody mentioning Jenny Shimizu, though that was often followed with, “what’s she doing these days? Is she around anymore?” But yes, she is, very much so; she joined the cast of Bravo’s reality TV show “Make Me A Supermodel” in January 2009, and had a bit part in the film Itty Bitty Titty Committee which came out last year. In addition to being a model, she is also an incredible mechanic and can be found restoring Bentleys, Rolls Royce, and Cadillacs from the 1940’s, 50’s, and 60’s. Her tattoo of the woman riding a wrench on her bicep says “strap-on” instead of the tool’s brand, snap-on.

IMDB Profile | Myspace.com/jennyshimizuibtc

10. Syd Blakovich

I first saw Syd Blakovich in The Crash Pad, the first DVD from Pink & White Productions. Since then, Blakovich has been in Crash Pad Series volumes 1, 2,and 3Lesbian Life: Real Sex San Francisco, and more, and has been involved in the recent rise of elevating porn to a serious artform.

In addition to being one of the finest fucks in queer porn today, Blakovich is also a Mixed Martial Arts (MMA) competitive fighter. The full-length indy porn film Champion, which came out in 2008, is about an MMA fighter and her tangles with an ex, a rivalry, one-night stands, and a manager, interspersing training scenes with sex scenes. Blakovich says: “It’s an MMA porno about a queer athlete that is super emo and filled with fighting and fucking, kinda like my real life, but I am not as big of an asshole in real life as I am in this movie. Okay, maybe that’s half true.” The sheer physicality of the Blakovich is amazing, and as far as I know Shine Louise Houston (#4) wrote this film with Blakovich in mind, since clearly I can’t imagine anyone else playing the part.

Make sure to check out Blakovich’s scenes over at the Crash Pad Series.

SydBlakovich.com | Champion | @SydBlakovich | TheCrashPadSeries.com

11. Kay Ryan

16th Poet Laureate of the United States, poets.org/kryan

12. Stephanie Tamez

Tattoo artist, StephanieTamez.com

13. Mz Fontaine

Musician, UK, MzFontaine.com

15. D’Lo

Performance artist, Myspace.com/Dlocokid

16. Natasha Kai

Soccer player, USSoccer.com

17. Bren Ryder

Porn pioneer, BrenRyder.com & GoodDykePorn.com | @brenryder

18. Wanda Sykes

Comedienne, WandaSykes.com

20. Jiz Lee

Porn star, JizLee.com@jizlee

21. Lyndell Montgomery

Musician, LyndellMontgomery.com

22. Julie Goldman

Comidien, Julie-Goldman.com

23. Alison Bechdel

Writer & cartoonist, Dykestowatchoutfor.com

24. Judith Halberstam

Theorist, writer, drag king, EgoMego.com/judith

25. Hanifah Walidah

Performance aritst, Suckaforlife.com

26. Andrea Gibson

Poet & activist, AndreaGibson.org

27. Nicole Piña

Actress, LoversAndFriendsShow.com

28. Julie Wolf

Musician, Myspace.com/Juliewolf

29. T Cooper

Writer, T-Cooper.com

30. Deb Pearce

Radio host, ProudFM.com

31. k.d. lang

Singer, kdlang.com

32. Toshi Reagon

Musician, ToshiReagon.com

33. Silas Howard

Writer, director, musician, activist, SilasHoward.com

34. Mélange Lavonne

Musician, MelangeLavonne.com

36. Felicia Snoop Pearson

Actress, writer, Myspace.com/bmoresnoop | HBO.com/thewire

37. Angie Evans

Musician, AngieEvans.com

38. Sarah Bettens

Musician, SarahBettens.com

39. God-dess

Musician, God-dess.com

40. AJ Stacy

Comedian, Youtube.com/AskAJAnything | @AskAJAnything

42. Chantal Hébert

Writer & political commentator, Wikipedia

43. Kaia Wilson

Musician, Myspace.com/kaiawilsonmusic

44. Lynnee Breedlove

Musician, LynnBreedlove.com

45. Storie Tella

Hip hop artist, Myspace.com/storietellaslowflow

46. Rebecca Drysdale

Comedien, Funnyordie | Time Travelling Lesbian | L Word Serenade

47. Eileen Myles

Writer, EileenMyles.com

48. S. Bear Bergman

Writer, performer, activist, SBearBergman.com

49. Lea Delaria

Comedian, DelariaDammit.com

50. Ian Harvie

Comedian, IanHarvie.com

51. Melissa Ferrick

Musician, Myspace.com/MelissaFerrick

52. Tika Milan

Writer, AfterEllen mentions

53. Ellis

Musician, Ellis-Music.com

54. Ellen DeGeneres

Comedien, Ellen.Warnerbros.com

55. Nedra Johnson

Musician, NedraJohnson.com

57. L.P.

Musician, LProck.com

58. Candace Gingrich

Activist, Wikipedia

59. Pamela Means

Musician, PamelaMeans.com

60. Samantha Ronson

DJ, SamanthaRonson.com

61. Tracy Chapman

Musician, TracyChapman.com

62. Buck Angel

Porn star; Transexual-man.com

63. Judith Butler

Theorist & writer, Theory.org.uk

64. Angela Robinson

Director, IMDB

65. Carol Ann Duffy

Poet, Britain’s 2009 Poet Laureate, Poets.org/caduf

67. Mary Bonauto

Political activist & lawyer, Glad.org/DOMA/team

68. Miriam Zoila Perez

Writer & activist, RadicalDoula.com | Feministing.com/Miriam

69. Tania Katan

Writer & performer, TaniaKatan.com

70. Carrie Brownstein

Musician & writer, NPR.org/MonitorMix | Sleater-Kinney.com

71. Khaos Da Rapper

Musician, Myspace.com/BoomboxMC

72. Daniela Sea

Actress, DanielaSea.com

73. Claire Cavanaugh & Rachel Venning

Sex activists, Founders of Babeland.com

74. Jenni Olson

Filmmaker, writer Butch.org

75. Ferron

Musician, FerronOnline.com

77. Deak Evgenikos

Actress, IMDB

78. Katherine Moennig

Actress, IMDB

79. Mary Gauthier

Musician, MaryGauthier.com

80. Christine Marioni

Education activist, HuffPost.com article

81. DJ Mary Mac

Musician, Myspace.com/DJMaryMacNYC | @DJMaryMac

82. Ty Greenstein

Musician, Girlyman.com/ty

83. Kelli Dunham

Comic, writer, KelliDunham.com

84. Riki Wilchins

Activist, writer, GPAC.org | Wikipedia

86. Cindy Wonderful

Musician, Myspace.com/CindyWonderful
(Photo by Nash Cook)

87. Sara & Tegan Quin

Musicians, TeganAndSara.com (Though they are two different people, but this way they are both included!)

88. Lianna Carrera

Comedian, Facebook fan page | YouTube.com/LiannaCarrera

89. Animal Prufrock

Musician; AnimalsFarm.net | Myspace.com/Animalprufrock

90. Hannah Blilie

Musician; currently the drummer for The Gossip, Wikipedia | GossipYouth.com

91. Catherine Opie

Photographer, Wikipedia

92. Camille Bloom

Musician, CamilleBloom.com

93. Dani Campbell

Firefighter, Myspace.com/12nerd

94. Melissa York

Drummer, Wikipedia

95. Elvira Kurt

Comic, ElviraKurt.com

96. Joe Stevens

Musician, CoyoteGrace.com

97. Therese Stewart

San Francisco deputy city attorney, lawyer in the Prop 8 case, SFGate.com

98. Melissa Etheridge


Musician, MelissaEtheriedge.com

99. Miss Money

Producer, DJ, rapper MissMoney.net

100. Joan Jett

Musician, JoanJett.com

2009: Honorable Mention

The list had to be cut off somewhere, an unfortunately I couldn’t include everybody. Here are some other amazing folks who were considered for the list, and whose work is fantastic and deserves mention.

In alphabetical order:

Rebecca Brown
Kate Clinton
JD Disalvatore
DJ Déjà Vu
Cheryl Dunye
Kerry Eleveld
Missy Giove
Murray Hill
Nan Kinney
Kestryl Lowery
Jane Lynch
Me’Shell Ndege’ocello
Tig Notaro
Gretchen Phillips
Phranc
Jill Posener
Gayle Rubin
DJ Stacey
Tomcat
The Topp Twins
Del Lagrace Volcano
Jeanette Winterson
Kate Wolf
Michelle Wolff