“Be a good girl and you can have all the birthday treats you deserve … “

Posted on May 21, 2010 in Kristen | 1 Comment

This birthday wish comes in from Miss Avarice, who isn’t writing a whole lot lately on her site, but you can follow her on Twitter @missavarice.

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Wish Miss Avarice a happy birthday, too—hers is tomorrow, 22 May! Happy birthday!

Train Fantasy

Posted on May 21, 2010 in Kristen | 1 Comment

Jiz Lee called Kristen to wish her happy birthday, too, and told this little fantasy about running into each other on a crowded train. Not so far off from the last time we had a drink with Jiz …

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Jiz & Kristen on the subway in New York; I snapped this from across the way

If you don’t know Jiz Lee’s porn ~~work~~ artistry, you are missing out. Check out her work on The Crash Pad Series, follow @jizlee on Twitter or check out her site, Jizlee.com.

1 Comment | Category: Kristen | Tags: dirty stories, do-be-do-be-do, fantasy, happy birthday kristen, jiz has such a sexy voice, jiz lee, subway

“Feliz Aniversário”

Posted on May 21, 2010 in Kristen, eye candy | No Comments

Syd Blakovich called to wish Kristen Feliz Aniversário—that’s Happy Birthday in Portuguese—from Rio de Janeiro.

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Photo borrowed from sydblakovich.com
Follow Syd on Twitter at @sydblakovich

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“All the spankings on your sweet little ass …”

Posted on May 21, 2010 in Kristen, eye candy | No Comments

Dylan Ryan brings it hard in her birthday message to Kristen.

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Photo borrowed from Dylan’s Facebook page.
Follow her at DylanRyanX.com or on Twitter at @thedylanryan.

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“Sexy birthday wishes from sunny California”

Posted on May 21, 2010 in Kristen, eye candy | No Comments

Soooooo I asked some of my friends & mentors to do me a little favor and call up and record a voice mail of birthday wishes for Kristen, and I’ll be publishing a few of them today. Here’s the first one, from S.I.R. Productions’ and Good Vibes COO Jackie Strano: “Sexy birthday wishes from sunny California.”

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Photo borrowed from Jackie’s Facebook account.

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Happy 27th Birthday, Kristen!

Posted on May 21, 2010 in Kristen, eye candy | 3 Comments

In case you haven’t heard, today is Kristen’s 27th birthday!

photo of Kristen from the Pin Up Finishing School

Head on over to Twitter and send her some lovely birthday wishes, won’t you? She’s @kitchentop. (And if you follow my Twitter stream, you know why: she’s always baking and cooking amazing things.)

I’ve got a little bit of a birthday surprise coming later (with the help of some of my friends, thank you very much, you know who you are!)—but for now, here’s something for your desktop: some pin-up photos of Kristen from after her above Finishing School shot, she came home all dressed up and had some other props (like that lollipop) and outfits that she hadn’t used in her final shots, so I got my camera out. Just in case you’d like to spice up your desktop for the weekend with my hot girlfriend.