1. I was being a jerk. Not sure the details are all that important, I just got up on the wrong side of the bed and everything was bothering me and it was 95 degrees outside and I was mad at the world. I made the mistake of thinking that running errands in Manhattan would [...]
Posts under ‘a girl: Kristen’
“Be a good girl and you can have all the birthday treats you deserve … “
This birthday wish comes in from Miss Avarice, who isn’t writing a whole lot lately on her site, but you can follow her on Twitter @missavarice.
Train Fantasy
Jiz Lee called Kristen to wish her happy birthday, too, and told this little fantasy about running into each other on a crowded train. Not so far off from the last time we had a drink with Jiz …
“Feliz Aniversário”
Syd Blakovich called to wish Kristen Feliz Aniversário—that’s Happy Birthday in Portuguese—from Rio de Janeiro.
“All the spankings on your sweet little ass …”
Dylan Ryan brings it hard in her birthday message to Kristen.
“Sexy birthday wishes from sunny California”
Soooooo I asked some of my friends & mentors to do me a little favor and call up and record a voice mail of birthday wishes for Kristen, and I’ll be publishing a few of them today. Here’s the first one, from S.I.R. Productions’ and Good Vibes COO Jackie Strano: “Sexy birthday wishes from sunny [...]
Happy 27th Birthday, Kristen!
In case you haven’t heard, today is Kristen’s 27th birthday! photo of Kristen from the Pin Up Finishing School Head on over to Twitter and send her some lovely birthday wishes, won’t you? She’s @kitchentop. (And if you follow my Twitter stream, you know why: she’s always baking and cooking amazing things.) I’ve got a [...]
Kristen’s Birthday Project: Aaaaand GO!
Kristen’s birthday is next week, but we’ll be in Seattle, in part to celebrate her birthday (I think we’ll be going out to a fancy vegetarian restaurant, and yes of course there will be cake, and maybe The Seal will balance something on her head in Kristen’s honor). I didn’t do much last year on [...]
