Archive for May, 2010

Waking Up

May 29, 2010  |  dirty stories  |  3 Comments

I love waking up with Kristen.

For one, she usually sleeps naked. I still sleep lightly with someone else in my bed, and often wake before her and feel her next to me, shift from whatever sleeping position I’ve gotten myself into overnight and slide my arm back under her neck and pillow, cradle her close to me.

This particular morning, I woke already turned on. A dream, a feeling, the closeness of how we fell asleep together—who knows why. She was wearing a tiny cotton summer dress as a nightgown, and I knew she was bare under it. I knew she’d shaved her pussy recently, too, that it was all smooth and soft, that I could touch her lips without anything in the way.

I dozed a while, tried to wait until a more reasonable hour before waking her. Each time I woke she had shifted slightly closer, curled against my chest, in my embrace, one leg over mine, entangling.

Eventually I couldn’t wait any longer. I slowly touched her, her thighs, sliding my hand up between her legs.

She hums a little and nuzzles into my neck, spreads her thighs apart at my touch, not really awake yet.

This story contains some Daddy/girl dirty talk. If you’d like to read on … Read More

The Femme Show is Coming to Brooklyn! 6/5

May 29, 2010  |  miscellany  |  No Comments

The Femme Show in Brooklyn, Saturday, June 5, 9:30 PM

The Femme Show comes to the new Collect Pond with their unique blend of dance, spoken word, drag, burlesque and performance art from award winning artists. This is queer art for queer people, with a variety of diverse perspectives on femme identity that can be thoughtful, sad, funny, sexy, and fun. Special guests Lola Dean and Cheryl B. join us.

Collect Pond is a space for trans/genderqueer/gender non-conforming artists to create and present work. www.collectpond.org
338 Berry St, (corner of S 5th) 3rd Floor
Transportation info: L to Bedford, G to Metropolitan, JMZ to Marcy Ave

Tickets $8-15 sliding scale at the door. No one turned away.
www.thefemmeshow.com

Review: The G-Ki G-Spot Vibrator

May 23, 2010  |  reviews  |  1 Comment

I don’t usually go for vibrators. I have my magical masturbation toy combination all figured out, and most other vibes pale compared to the Hitachi. I’ve tried lots of the fancy-schmancy ones that are all the rage these days, and I just don’t like them very much. I don’t really want to read a manual to figure out how to use it. I just want an “on” button.

Despite all my reservations, I wanted to give the G-Ki G-Spot Vibrator a try. Mostly because I thought, hey, that might be my two favorite products combined into one!

Turns out that was wishful thinking. It’s very pretty, and sleek, and I can see liking it if I liked vibrators. I like that it has some movement in the neck that can be angled any which way. It’s not one of those vibes like the Sasi which you have to understand complicated astrophysics in order to operate, the controls are pretty simple, but still strong.

Still, my reaction is like my reaction to most vibrators: “eh.” Nothing particularly impressive. Interesting design, perhaps, yes, and enough so that I picked it up to try, but not enough so to pick up again. Unless you’re someone who likes subtler vibration, I’d say save your money for a Hitachi or a Pure Wand.

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The G-Ki G-Spot Vibrator was sent to me from Good Vibrations for review. Check out more sex toys, vibrators, and other lovely items at your local feminist queer sex-positive sex toy shop, or online at goodvibes.com.

“Be a good girl and you can have all the birthday treats you deserve … “

May 21, 2010  |  journal entries  |  1 Comment

This birthday wish comes in from Miss Avarice, who isn’t writing a whole lot lately on her site, but you can follow her on Twitter @missavarice.

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Wish Miss Avarice a happy birthday, too—hers is tomorrow, 22 May! Happy birthday!

Train Fantasy

May 21, 2010  |  journal entries  |  1 Comment

Jiz Lee called Kristen to wish her happy birthday, too, and told this little fantasy about running into each other on a crowded train. Not so far off from the last time we had a drink with Jiz …

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Jiz & Kristen on the subway in New York; I snapped this from across the way


If you don’t know Jiz Lee’s porn work artistry, you are missing out. Check out her work on The Crash Pad Series, follow @jizlee on Twitter or check out her site, Jizlee.com.

“Feliz Aniversário”

May 21, 2010  |  miscellany  |  No Comments

Syd Blakovich called to wish Kristen Feliz Aniversário—that’s Happy Birthday in Portuguese—from Rio de Janeiro.

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Photo borrowed from sydblakovich.com
Follow Syd on Twitter at @sydblakovich

“All the spankings on your sweet little ass …”

May 21, 2010  |  miscellany  |  No Comments

Dylan Ryan brings it hard in her birthday message to Kristen.

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Photo borrowed from Dylan’s Facebook page.
Follow her at DylanRyanX.com or on Twitter at @thedylanryan.

“Sexy birthday wishes from sunny California”

May 21, 2010  |  miscellany  |  No Comments

Soooooo I asked some of my friends & mentors to do me a little favor and call up and record a voice mail of birthday wishes for Kristen, and I’ll be publishing a few of them today. Here’s the first one, from S.I.R. Productions’ and Good Vibes COO Jackie Strano: “Sexy birthday wishes from sunny California.”

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Photo borrowed from Jackie’s Facebook account.

Happy 27th Birthday, Kristen!

May 21, 2010  |  journal entries  |  3 Comments

In case you haven’t heard, today is Kristen’s 27th birthday!


photo of Kristen from the Pin Up Finishing School

Head on over to Twitter and send her some lovely birthday wishes, won’t you? She’s @kitchentop. (And if you follow my Twitter stream, you know why: she’s always baking and cooking amazing things.)

I’ve got a little bit of a birthday surprise coming later (with the help of some of my friends, thank you very much, you know who you are!)—but for now, here’s something for your desktop: some pin-up photos of Kristen from after her above Finishing School shot, she came home all dressed up and had some other props (like that lollipop) and outfits that she hadn’t used in her final shots, so I got my camera out. Just in case you’d like to spice up your desktop for the weekend with my hot girlfriend.

Download the 1024×768 desktop wallpaper here.

Review: Tristan Plug

May 20, 2010  |  reviews  |  1 Comment

Okay, maybe I spoke too soon. Of course, as soon as I call something the “ultimate” anything, I’m going to find something missing. Hello? Sinclair? Did you not just host Anal Week (which lasted at least two weeks)? You make an Ultimate Masturbation Toys list, and forget something for the butt?

Whoops, my bad!

Well: good thing I can remedy that right away, cause I’ve got the Tristan Plug right here, not just waiting to be reviewed and written up but waiting to be used. And Kristen’s off at her baking apprenticeship …

You know who Tristan Taormino is, right? Her column in the Village Voice (largely compiled in the book True Lust: Adventures in Sex, Porn, and Perversion) changed my life and changed the way I think about sex. I’ve admired her work for many years, and still follow her everywhere I can.

Tristan has two—not one, but TWO—butt plugs named after her. The second and most recently produced plug is the Tristan Plug Anniversary Edition, which is, of course, a bit thicker. I got my hands on it and reviewed it about a year ago, but reflecting on it now, a year later, it’s not something I use very often. It’s kind of intimidating.

The original Tristan Plug was a bit slimmer and longer, measuring 3-1/4″ x 1-1/2″. And finally, I’ve added one to my arsenal, thanks to Babeland. What makes the Tristan Plug unique from all the other dozens of perfectly adequate silicone butt plugs on the market? Babeland describes it quite succinctly:

Designed by the Anal Sex Queen herself, Tristan Taormino, this power plug is ample in size and features. The combination of the bulbous head and pronounced elongated neck make this plug easy to keep in place. Rectangular flange makes retention a little easier by allowing a bit more room for your butt cheeks. Regal in shape and short on length, pop in the Tristan for anal satisfaction and play everywhere else.

That’s just it: the head and neck, plus the “flange” at the bottom, the shape of the flared base, mean that it stays in place easily. I haven’t tried it as a toy for longer wear, I know sometimes people like to wear a plug in public, but I’ve never tried it for that kind of thing. I hear it works very well, though.

So, while Kristen is still off and I’ve got the apartment to myself, I’m going to spend a little extra time with my favorite toys, and add the Tristan Plug to that list.

The Tristan Plug was sent to me from Babeland for review. Pick up other sex toys from Babeland, still my favorite feminist, queer, friendly, educational neighborhood sex shop.