Giveaway: Pleasure Panties

Posted on April 29, 2010 in giveaways! | 70 Comments

I go back and forth on the word “panties.” Usually, I think I use “undies,” and I do like “thong,” as a word, though my girl rarely (never?) wears those.

But, y’know, when Christina says it’s sexy, I listen.

“Panties is a wonderful word. When did you stop saying “panties”? It’s sexy. It’s girlie. It’s naughty. Say it more.” —Christina Hendricks in May’s Esquire.

So: I introduce to you, I introduce you to, to you I introduce, the Pleasure Panties. The idea is that the wearer gives the remote to someone else, and has to endure all kinds of turning-on and buzzing and vibration up against her clit while trying to keep her composure.

A lovely little torture indeed.

I’m not usually such a fan of little gimmicky vibes like this, but you know what sold me? Of course you do. You know me so well. Yeah, it was the ribbons. The ties on the side. That casual little bow that says, “Oops! I didn’t mean to come untied, silly me.” I even have a whole “ribbon” category over on my Tumblr. I’m easy sometimes, a sucker, it’s true. But hey, it’s good to know what you like!

Want these little Pleasure Panties? (It still sounds funny, sorry Christina!) Leave a comment on this post with one naughty thing you’ve done in public, or one thing you wish you’d done in public, or one thing you fantasize about in public, or, you know, something else entirely, and I’ll pick one random lucky winner on Monday morning.

PS: If you live outside the US, you’ll have to throw in a few bucks for shipping.

These Pleasure Panties were provided by Babeland for giveaway. Visit the Babeland website for more great sex toys like this one. Thanks, Babeland!

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70 Responses to “Giveaway: Pleasure Panties”

tailored
April 29th, 2010 @ 11:34 am

one of my first girlfriends and I had a rather exciting encounter after hours among the dinosaurs in the natural history museum. the security guard chased us all through the ecology section. we finally lost him in the ocean zone, and i've had a bit of a thing for the deep sea ever since.
Jennie
April 29th, 2010 @ 11:55 am

One of the naughty things I wish I've done in public is to tie up my girlfriend at the bdsm dungeon I frequent, while she's nude, put her in a spread eagle position, blindfold her, let a bunch of strangers touch her, and while they're doing so, tease her with a vibrator until she cums "against her will"from the mix of embarrassment of exposure and the vibrations on her clit.
Bailey
April 29th, 2010 @ 11:59 am

My expartner and I went out to a local, small town bar a few days before moving out of town. We were drinking and I got a bit handsy. Well, okay, more than a bit. :) The bouncer (an ex of mine, aren't small towns lovely? lol) came over and gave us a warning that if anyone started coming out of their clothing again, we would have to leave. We settled down. :)
Faete
April 29th, 2010 @ 12:09 pm

Sometimes Master likes to put handcuffs on me under my sweatshirt, so that my hands are clasped in the large pocket in front. It's such a turn on for me, and no one ever knows. <3
littlegirlyone
April 29th, 2010 @ 12:15 pm

I fantasize about being fed at the dinner table in public. Like, having to sit on my hands and ask for everything from a sip of water to a bite of bread.
Kat
April 29th, 2010 @ 12:17 pm

I am dressing more femme these days and I just bought a few floaty summer dresses. I want to go out on a date with one of my bois and be packing under my dress, and have sex with my boi in a restroom!
CF
April 29th, 2010 @ 12:26 pm

When I was in high school, my girlfriend and I would meet up before school in a secluded and often forgotten about stairwell. Some days we just wanted spend a few moments alone to gather ourselves and find strength in each other to face the horrors of high school and sometimes we got a little more intimate. One morning we were in the middle of a heated make-out session and began slipping hands under clothing when the doorway flung open and we were caught by a teacher – literally with our hands down our pants. It was one of the most horrifying and hysterical moments of my life!
Megan in Cincinnati
April 29th, 2010 @ 12:27 pm

My favorite 'in public' play was one time while hiking with my partner, we stopped at a picnic area and I got a spanking in the nice fresh, wild air.

LOTS of fun.
sistermary
April 29th, 2010 @ 12:28 pm

An ex partner and I were driving one night and couldn't keep our hands off one another long enough to get home. She pulled the truck over into a secluded parking lot and parked us under a street lamp. I pulled my shorts off and crawled over onto her face. She had nowhere to move to. She was forced to make me cum over and over. When I looked up I realized we were in a church parking lot.
Miss Avarice
April 29th, 2010 @ 12:32 pm

Heh. Although I don't really think I'd use these, I just wanted to add to the conversation. Until 2 months ago I'd never done anything naughty in public. On separate occasions, I've been fucked against my car in an empty parking lot, in a car, against an old empty propane tank (in an abandoned lot of an old industrial district), against a tree, and behind some unused semi truck trailers. Phew! My mosquito bites are driving me nuts but it was all worth it.
melfemme
April 29th, 2010 @ 12:43 pm

I'd have to say my best story and one that i revisit often is one day at the beach with my girlfriend. We were sitting on a blanket on the sand, huddled up against the wind. Being on a military base, there were military families with children all around (not too close, but just close enough to be naughty). It started off innocently enough (doesn't it always?) with a kiss. But before I knew it, her hand had slipped down the front of my jeans and she was whispering in my ear, "I'm going to make you cum in front of all these people". I was excited and self-conscious, but when i let go, it was one of the hottest things ever. After an amazing cum, I sighed, looked to the flag and thought "God Bless America".
prettypersuasion
April 29th, 2010 @ 12:45 pm

Dating the captain of the tennis team in high school certainly came in handy- unlimited access to the schools tennis courts, any time of day or night. Needless to say we did not get away with every private lesson unnoticed, we got a warning from the coach one morning as she had come back to school the night before to get something. Oh, nostalgia.
AC
April 29th, 2010 @ 12:48 pm

Before my wife and I got married I was visiting her at her parents. After a meal we were walking around the neighborhood and it was rather late. When we turned back and got on her block she grabbed me and began to kiss me. Before I knew it I had my back against a tree not 12 feet from her parents front door with her on her knees fishing out my dick and sucking me until I came.
...hood ornament...
April 29th, 2010 @ 12:51 pm

The first girl I was ever with pinned me up against my roommate's red mazda. Right there on the hood, laid out pin-up girl style. The next morning I woke up to my roommate excitedly photographing all the hand prints on the hood. For posterity, she said, grinning wildly. You're going to want to remember this. But that girl, the one that had me on the car–she wasn't so much into public anything. We had to stop when she realized the male grad students next door kept looking through their windows at us.

The girl I'm with now however…

;0)

…let's just say in about a month I'll have a little more to add to this discussion. We've already started getting frisky in the employee-only hallways at the mall in which she works. I can't wait to see where that leads.
Becca
April 29th, 2010 @ 12:58 pm

Just the other week my boyfriend took me out to the park after dark and we went down by a softball field behind the bleachers where no one goes and he bent me over and fucked me for awhile. It was way hot :-)
Mark
April 29th, 2010 @ 1:23 pm

My wife and I enjoyed an evening outside in a hot tub. It was a stormy night and the hot tub was out among the other rooms at this little bed and breakfast. Truly a special night. We will have to do it again.
J
April 29th, 2010 @ 1:24 pm

I take my clothes off in public regularly… sometimes I wish I was doing more than just taking them off
Erudite Hayseed
April 29th, 2010 @ 1:44 pm

When I was younger, I ate my then-girlfriend's pussy on a bus ride.

We were heading from her place to downtown, and we sere lucky enough to get the back seats free. I laid down, my head in her lap ( as if to take a nap ), but soon I had my head under her skirt, my tounge teasing her until I buried it as deep as I could. I felt like the driver was suspicious, but if she did know anything, she never let on.
Siouxie_Suse
April 29th, 2010 @ 1:47 pm

I still can't stand the word panties. It's the diminutive, I think. I also struggle with ditsy girly names – bambi, cindy, betsie… but I'm one of those laced-up librarian types… I do rather like those smalls, though. hmmm come on random number generator!

Siouxie Suse (ahem – the punk cancels the diminutive…)
Doodle
April 29th, 2010 @ 1:47 pm

Heh, alright, here's my little contribution. So, some time after myself and my first boyfriend broke up, we arranged to go to a metal concert together, because I was moping over some girl who was completely ignoring me. We ended up right at the front, me with my front against the metal barrier that separates the crowd and the stage, with him standing right behind me. The support act were a little uninspiring and due to the number of people, we were pressed together pretty tight. Turns out his way of making me feel better about the girl was to slip his hand inside my jeans and spend the rest of the concert making me cum over and over again.

The band were vastly improved by listening to their music through an orgasmic haze, we were packed together so tight no one could've seen where his hand was, we were right next to a speaker so nobody heard me and I got a small bit of sadistic satisfaction when he complained of cramp in his hand for a week afterwards. I'm fairly certain the band's singer had an idea what was going on – he could see my face, after all and at one point, he caught my eye and winked. But other than that, I don't think anybody knew…

(Although knowing my luck, someone else will reply to this comment and say that they were there and they were mildly amused by the whole thing.)
Frances
April 29th, 2010 @ 2:16 pm

Not to start this with the mother of all cliches, but I met my girlfriend back when we were in our all-girls, Catholic high school…where my mother was a teacher. One day, my mother left school early, and I was staying late for a rehearsal…so my girlfriend decided to keep me company. We wound up up in her room, and would have gone all the way, had the janitor not knocked on the door and interrupted…
unchaste_athene
April 29th, 2010 @ 2:21 pm

It was only kinda-public: a lover of mine gave me a screaming orgasm on the floor of the D&D/roleplaying store that they owned. The door was locked but it had large picture windows so anyone could have looked in.

I also suspect that there shall be interesting things happening at my hypno club's public meetings…
Roxanne
April 29th, 2010 @ 2:34 pm

The most public (and hottest) sex I've had was with my boifriend in my parents' house when my parents were in the next room. We had to be really quiet which meant that we had to move really slowly which seemed to make every movement more intense.
Jay
April 29th, 2010 @ 2:35 pm

My fiance and I often got naughty in the park after dark…it was one of our favorite spots for a while. Cars going by, the chance that someone taking an evening stroll might approach…so sexy.
Roxy
April 29th, 2010 @ 2:35 pm

Mmm…there's a spot down one particular back alley in Olympia, WA, where Kyle and I have stolen a few kisses, and quite a bit more. Kyle went back after our first visit and wrote our initials on the wall where we made love, but it was painted over on our most recent visit…which means, of course, that we're just gonna have to go back there again sometime soon and rechristen the spot.

Oh, the trials and tribulations of the romantic and horny.
notjustmoms
April 29th, 2010 @ 3:14 pm

17 years and 3 kids later, our public fun could be behind us, but I'm not going down (ahem) without a fight. Plenty of naughtiness pre-kid….a freight elevator in the middle of a boring lesbian dance, the requisite back seat….these panties could be just what the doctor ordered!
Morgs
April 29th, 2010 @ 3:18 pm

In high school, my then-girlfriend shoved me up against the door of a Starbuck's bathroom and fucked me hard. When we came out, we face a line of horrified middle aged ladies… including one of her teachers.

Future public places I'd like to get it on include the library (near the art history books, with whomever I'm with bent over a study carrel) and a large lecture class (so she has to be quiet.) Why yes, I am a college student.
Elise
April 29th, 2010 @ 3:27 pm

One naughty thing? Well, most of the bathrooms in my department's building at my school would have stories to tell about me and my lady.

However, my favorite bit of public naughtiness was the time my girl instructed me to wear my sweatshirt without a bra on. She then attached our newly purchase nipple clamps. We then went on errands. The most benign of errands seemed WAY more exciting than usual. It was really fun trying to keep my composure. I was rewarded when we got back home. Sexy secrets are the best.
jenny
April 29th, 2010 @ 3:31 pm

my ex and i fucked on the lab tables at college. i'm sad because I just found out that she recently got married to a man, and we've only been broken up for like 6 months. i need these pleasure panties more than ever!
liberation
April 29th, 2010 @ 3:38 pm

well…i don't as yet have a willing partner for public naughtiness. i know, right? but, at times i have been known to take matters into my own hands. the most notable time was the summer after my freshman year of college. i was home for the summer and working as a receptionist for a friend's dad's business, which was very small and all men (except for the other receptionist, of course). one of the young employees was really cute, and we had a tiny flirtation, but nothing went anywhere, except that sometimes i would fantasize about going over to his chair and fucking him right there in the office. (i was bored! what can i say!)

one day i had myself so hot and bothered i was out of my mind with lust, so i sat there (10 feet away from him) and masturbated with a pencil eraser until i came.

i have no idea if he caught on or not…i kind of hope he did :)
Pierre
April 29th, 2010 @ 4:03 pm

On one of my first dates with my ex, we got pretty drunk at a queer bar and began making out. He dragged me into the back room of the bar and when he kissed me, I felt his cock, hard against my cunt. It was the first time I had experienced a hard pack and I was so turned on. I pulled his cock out of his jeans and he threw me against the wall and fucked me silly.

Can't wait for more public fucking.
Sarah
April 29th, 2010 @ 4:04 pm

Just had my first bit of real public naughtiness this weekend! Got finger-banged on the stairs of my ex's fraternity (not by my ex, or by anyone who actually belonged to said frat). It was ridiculously hot.

If "in a car" counts as public, I've banged in my church's parking lot…worst experience was getting caught by the cops in a commuter lot, though. I'll never do anything sexual in a car again – reminds me too much of high school. :P

I work in a music library, and I have always wanted to have a little rendez-vous in the stacks after hours. It's next on my list. Or on a rooftop!
Ladycakes
April 29th, 2010 @ 4:05 pm

The closest to public me and the lady have gotten is the kitchen with the cat watching…hmmm. ;P But in the future I'd definitely be open!
a.
April 29th, 2010 @ 4:26 pm

sex at the back of a public bus with about 10 minutes to spare before i had to go to work..

i think we gave the bus driver [an older gentleman] a bit of a thrill..
jumping over the moo
April 29th, 2010 @ 5:49 pm

last year of college my girlfriend and i drove up into the mountains to this small town bar where my best friend's new girlfriend was having a birthday party. lots of men in bushy beards isn't really my scene so we sneaked out back where i pinned her up against an old fence, dropped to my knees and made her come. also had some good times after hours with the scissor sisters blaring (mask the noise, you know) in the coffee shop i managed.
Mug-z
April 29th, 2010 @ 6:57 pm

I'm really happy that I have a couple to choose from. But I have to say – in defense of the the cheesy vibrator remote thing, I love them because it's how I "threaten" my girlfriend when I'm "kidnapping" here and have to get her from her place to mine – I stick one of those in her panties and if she doesn't follow along nicely, I'll turn it up high while we're on the el and humiliate her. :) So yes, I would love those panties.
Myammie
April 29th, 2010 @ 7:09 pm

And I'm Mug-Z's girlfriend! So yes, I'd like them too :) She does enjoy public places… The last time we went to a drag show, one of the acts was so hot that we had to duck behind a column outside of the library so that she could tell me exactly what she was going to do to me when we got home.
Miss Avarice
April 29th, 2010 @ 7:23 pm

I should probably add tonight's adventure: behind an elementary school, on the back stairs and He made me take my dress off. First time completely nude out of doors. What a thrill!
queermo
April 29th, 2010 @ 8:07 pm

After my first Dyke March, I got fucked on the street in the Castro at the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence party.
Missy
April 29th, 2010 @ 9:01 pm

hmmm…. my girlfriend and I were at a Mexican resturant sitting on the same side of the booth having a few margaritas and enjoying the afternoon. We both had a buzz and as we became more affectionate it was impossible to reject her hand from making it's way up my skirt and

I have to admit I love the way she will slide my panties to the slide and slip her fingers in me. So we were having fun and I remembered I wanted to show her how I had discovered lesbian porn on my iPhone. Just as I had pulled up the website the waiter came by and thought my iPhone was a camera and said, "oh let me take a picture of the two of you" so I said sure and handed him my iPhone with the lesbian porn playing and he about fell on the floor, he was so confussed. Then he said "I think I pushed the wrong button, this is your movie" He was so embarrased, I overly apologized and I didn't know what to say because my girfriend was laughing so I just said "it's a really tricky camera". That was a good time :)
lady brett
April 30th, 2010 @ 3:47 am

hmm, very little since i've *had my own place* i worry about things like consequences now, which we really didn't in the past (for example, when we almost got caught behind the bleachers of the horse guards parade).
JL
April 30th, 2010 @ 5:31 am

I don't know how *public* it is, but my girlfriend lives in a group house with a bunch of friends, and one of her favorite things to do is to tease me under a blanket when we're watching movies in the living room with other people around…
A
April 30th, 2010 @ 5:34 am

My girlfriend loves it when my roommates are downstairs and I purposely leave my room door open when we play. She enjoys the thrill of being caught :)
StealingKitty
April 30th, 2010 @ 6:22 am

My next thing to do in public, is take my girlfriend out on a date and as we are walking down the street pull her into a breezeway, push her hard up against the wall, make her look at me as I fuck her hard against the wall.
Goodbye_Kitty
April 30th, 2010 @ 7:05 am

A woman I was seeing drove me home one evening and stopped in front of my house. When I got out and went around to the street side to kiss her goodnight, she opened her door wide and said she wanted a sexier kiss. So I went down on her right there in the street with the door open and the dome light on. I have no idea if anyone saw us!
Amanda
April 30th, 2010 @ 8:28 am

Friends livingroom during a movie, my girlfriend rubbed my clit until I came and squirted in my pants, with my friends sitting 6 feet away. Public and almost silent.
bk
April 30th, 2010 @ 8:56 am

Okay, I can't believe I'm admitting this on the internet (and have therefore cut my name down to my initials).

When I was in my early 20's, I was in a long-distance relationship with a woman who had been much more sexually adventurous than I had been before we dated. She was visiting one winter, and we'd gone somewhere for the early afternoon – probably the LES or the Metropolitan Museum or some such. We ended up going back to my place in Brooklyn during rush hour.

It was one of those times when the train was so packed that everyone was up in one another's business. I remember that she was holding onto the pole and I was holding onto her, because there was not enough space for me to reach something to hold onto. Every time the train tilted, started or stopped, she would press her thigh between mine. As we kept going and I was getting more aroused, I opened my coat (to release the heat!) and she started rubbing the seam of my jeans above my clit. Looking to see that those directly around us were facing away (and, this being NYC, somehow they were), she also rubbed my breasts through my sweater.

I remember, around Smith-9th St a seat opened up, and she took it, nodding for me to follow her. She sat with her legs slightly spread and I stood, straddling a thigh, with my coat open and acting as a curtain around our legs. Which, of course, provided the opportunity for her to lower my zip and stick a hand down my pants. I was so fucking turned on that it was a real ordeal not to start whimpering. I just kept staring at her, not speaking as her eyes bored into mine and she kept her finger JUST resting on my clit, pressing on it and rubbing it as the train bounced us.

The stop before mine, she took her hand out of my pants and sucked the finger, and when we got off the train, we kissed hard in the station before hightailing it back to my house for a good, hard fuck.

It was all incredibly hot; I still fantasize to the memory of it. There's a part of me that still can't believe I engaged in all this, submitted to it in public, ON THE SUBWAY, for crying out loud. It made my introduction to sex clubs a bit easier when that came a couple of years later.
Beatrice
April 30th, 2010 @ 10:42 am

Last year I had to (on orders!) to go to the library, hide myself away in one of the little study cages (our library has cages, yes — as if libraries needed to be any sexier,) set up a video camera, and masturbate to orgasm sitting on the desk there. I was totally out of sight, safe, but I could hear people walking by and an employee pushing a cart full of books by and it may well have been the most terrifying thing I've ever done of my own free will. If I'd been able to go in regular street clothes it might have been easier, but no — high heels, thigh high stockings, red lipstick, and the bodice of my dress unbuttoned as low as it could be without being completely obscene. I was convinced everyone knew what was up, even though they couldn't possibly.
Lark
April 30th, 2010 @ 10:55 am

Picture crunchy, well-established snow on the ground and that blue twilight you get in late winter in the woods. I was staying up in the mountains and it was the end of a pretty stressful trip and I was walking with the boy. I was super sexually frustrated, because his girlfriend had made the weekend a no-sexy zone. But she was asleep. So we walked. And we were just walking around in the little public park, balancing on top of the snow, completely innocent just a couple of pedestrians. Then we just couldn't take it anymore, veered off of the dog-walking path and into the real wooded area, fjording the big snow drifts until we came to the middle of a snowy glade. There were icicles suspended from all of the small branches, so it looked like we were inside a chandelier. We both disrobed as little as possible while still granting full access to hands and mouths. We took turns pressing each other up against an icy tree trunk. Cold fingers and hot skin and both of us desperately hungry for each other were a wonderful combination. I simpered at every dog walker we passed on the way back to the cabin.

It made me want to finish every boring anecdote with "and then we fucked in an icy glade" instead of "and then I found five dollars."
alphafemme
April 30th, 2010 @ 11:39 am

I think the best one was at the symphony. It was in the winter, so we were bundled up for San Francisco foggy chill, and we had our coats on our laps during the performance. Since I'm a trained classical pianist, I easily get wrapped up in the music, and at first, I didn't notice her hand (which had started out resting on my knee under my coat) creeping up between my legs. When I finally realized it, it was like insta-arousal. I gave her a look of utter horror, which, of course, she relished, and my panic only made me wetter. I was wearing a skirt, so all she had to do was sneak back down under it and pull my panties to the side, but she had to do all of this reeeeeeally slowly so that our neighbors wouldn't suspect what was going on. I was mortified, but the anticipation and the slowness were agonizing. So by the time she finally made it to my clit, it only took a few minutes (maybe 4-5?) of attention to my clit to make me come. So hot. Whew. And now whenever I hear Shostakovich's cello concerto, I get turned on :)
Jessie Beth
April 30th, 2010 @ 3:35 pm

I had a fuck buddy once, who worked security in a local shopping center. We fucked everwhere in that place! From the control room for the sprinkler system, to closed store offices, to the remote police station there! teehee, it was so HOT! We actually fucked outside there once, in one of the loading bays, though we ended up getting spotted. lol
tk
April 30th, 2010 @ 4:48 pm

i would love these……and i like the word panty because it sounds kinda dirty and patronizing to me….

my current gf didn’t have a place of her own for a long time, so we took to fucking in her car and the occasional cheap motel. the hottest time was when I gave her head into she came in my mouth in the bathroom of a lesbian club…especially since there was only a curtain covering the stall! she’s just getting into packing, and I can’t stop thinking about how much I want her to fuck me with her cock in public….
blink
April 30th, 2010 @ 4:53 pm

Not too long ago me and a girl decided to go to the movies with some friends. We started getting into right in the front row before the lights even dimmed. I don't think I really even saw 5 minutes of that movie.
kala
April 30th, 2010 @ 5:21 pm

I can be a little prude so I really need these!'

I swear If I get these I will wear them in public, and give my man the controls. Of course I will document it ;)
xMech
May 1st, 2010 @ 5:32 am

Back in high school, me and a girl i was dating couldn't go to our houses because of parents and such, so we tended to have sex in cars… or with me pressed against the plexi-glass of an ice rink with her hands in my pants getting me off, when the ice rink was attacehd to a wall…
CaramelAh
May 1st, 2010 @ 10:05 am

I'd love to win these. 'Ribbon' is a trigger word for me, as well. I adore your ribbon collection on tumblr… I've taken some notes! ;)

My naughty public moment is also a pretty accurate portrait of me at large.

I take the train up to see my parents occasionally, who live about five hours away. The trip up is a piece of cake, but the trip down… well, the trip down follows 2-6 days of little privacy and I am practically bursting at my seams with sexual frustration. The trip down always involves my own lap blanket, under which I can snuggle down and, when the coast is clear: I fuck myself into a frenzy from the gentle rocking of the train's cabin, watching the setting Texan sun. The whole scene is romantic and sweet and perverted and alone–just like me. :)
femme in butch cloth
May 1st, 2010 @ 11:29 am

At SFMOMA (San Francisco Museum of Modern Art) there is a dizzyingly high catwalk/bridge from which you can see all the way down through the entire museum to the lobby. It is bathed in sunlight from the tube-shaped skylight that it goes through. & the floor of this bridge is metal grating so you can see through the holes. I've always had a fantasy of fucking on that. Not something that could ever come true, but as a consolation I've considered at least walking across there in a skirt with no underwear, I mean, uh, panties ;)

I'm not that crazy about the word "panties", though.
Sully
May 1st, 2010 @ 1:13 pm

When I read this prompt, I blushed. When my current girl and I got together, we had a had time keep ou hands off each other. One time, I picked her up after class in the main hall of our college. The building an nearly abandoned (yet strangely popular) staircase, and as we turned the inventible corner to take us there, she started protesting.

I got her up against the door, wrists pinned and whimpering in my ear as I worked off first her jeans and them her belt. I dropped onto my knees to lick her clit, and she was a quiet mess, all bit back moans and trembling on the edge of coming- when the door opened! She managed to get herself reasonably hidden as I blocked her and talked to the professor.

Me: Hi! Are you lost? Anything I can help you with?

Professor: I work here. I am trying to use the stairs.

Me: Uhh- right this way, sir!

We both knew he knew, and that made it all the hotter.
ShooflyPie
May 1st, 2010 @ 4:48 pm

My girl and I love to play in public. The most recent game was trying to order at the bar, her pressed against me, hands slipping under my skirt while I tried to keep my voice steady to order. "Jack and coke, and a shot of Patron…"

We've been toying with buying something like this for awhile — winning it would sure solve our financial hesitation!
Arien
May 1st, 2010 @ 10:24 pm

My college's student handbook has an immorality quiz, and taking it is sort of a popular party game. YOu get a certain number of points for having sex in various outdoor locations, so of course my boyfriend and I have been trying to figure out the perfect spot. My fantasy is to give him a blow job in public—and to think I never considered myself an exhibitionist.
nico
May 1st, 2010 @ 11:56 pm

hmmm. not particularly dirty? but before my girlfriend was my girlfriend we were in the same class together and i'd spend the whole morning with glazed eyes, imagining her and me in a postgraduate throwdown on the desk, rather than listening to research techniques.

most unfortunate when she'd start talking to me and i was rather like a tightly-coiled spring after the 2 hours of daydreaming.

it also didn't help that she'd ride her motorbike to and from class and thus be swaggering around with her helmet. and leather jacket. and then, ahem, mount/dismount the bik.

hmmm. if anyone wants me i'll be in my room…
J.
May 2nd, 2010 @ 5:03 am

Received oral in a back alley. It was very romantic.
tuesday
May 2nd, 2010 @ 7:39 am

I was just reminiscing with my girl about the time she fingered me while we sat at the bar and all the lovely gay boys were so intent on their karaoke that no one looked our way long enough for me to have more than one orgasm before someone came to ask if we wanted another drink.
E
May 2nd, 2010 @ 9:47 am

I once fingered my girlfriend in public at a picnic table surrounded by our friends. We've had bathroom sex, sex in cars, sex outside… the panties vibe would give us yet another option.
Ellie
May 2nd, 2010 @ 2:25 pm

I had sex in the college library once. In the stacks. Does that count as naughty? I think yes.
LK
May 2nd, 2010 @ 5:49 pm

Oh, I seriously fantasize about these things. Mmmmyeah…
wishful thinking
May 2nd, 2010 @ 6:39 pm

Fantasy time ;)

My woman will be wearing those panties when I take her out to dinner and endure my teasing until we’ve finished our dinner. Then we will walk to a bar where she will watch me play pool as I watch her become more and more anxious as I continue to torment her. Just when she thinks she can take no more I’ll escort her back to the car which I have carefully parked in a shadowy corner. She will beg me as I bend her over the hood and carefully lift her dress to reveal her beautiful pale arse. As I unzip my trousers and attach her favourite cock (the giantess of course) I can feel how wet she has become, we won’t be needing lube tonight. I have the remote in my hand as I enter her and she moans with relief. I can feel the urgency in her body, but I take my time slowly thrusting until she begs me to let her come. I flick the remote to high and revel in her moans as she bucks beneath me. A nice start. I turn her around and push her to her knees, she knows what to do…and does it very well. I drag her up on the hood and plunge inside again, she wraps her legs around me and I can feel the heels of her boots digging into my arse as I fuck her hard. She comes again and I can feel myself getting closer, with my last conscious thought I flick the remote again and her screams echos through the night as I finally allow myself to come.
Sophia
May 3rd, 2010 @ 3:37 pm

over vacation we had sex in a hot tub on a day too cold for anyone else to venture into the pool area. we could hear voices right around the corner and watch people passing by. we kept talking as though we were up to nothing and (i think…) no one suspected a thing. want to try it again soon.
another femme
May 3rd, 2010 @ 5:09 pm

Oh my god I would LOVE to have these. One of my early favorite fantasies (before I got very good at fantasizing) was of a hot butch going down on me, from under my desk, during class. (The physical impracticality of this makes it difficult for me to fully commit to it, but the idea is so. fucking. hot.)

Just two nights ago I had sex on a playground. It was after midnight, though, so I'm not sure it counts as public. I've also had sex up against the wall of the restroom of my girlfriend's college dorm, outside the stalls, behind a door that didn't lock.