Review: The Big Cock

November 12, 2009  |  cock confidence, reviews

I don’t know if this sucker has another name. I’ve just been calling it The Big Cock. Because, well:

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You see, when you write about sex on the Internets, sometimes people send you things. And I came home to this big ol’ box one day about a month ago and um. omg. #sixteeninchcockfail.

Yes, that’s what I said. SIXTEEN INCHES. and 2.5″ in girth.

I kind of thought I could do (ridiculous, campy) a photo shoot with this thing, before it arrived, but when I saw it? No. No way.

I like a big ol’ thick cock as much as the next cockcentric guy, but the size is just ridiculous. It can’t possibly be usable! Plus, it’s a bad material, smells like that awful plastic. So then the question was, of course, what the heck do I DO with it?

So, of course, I asked the Hive Mind, aka Twitter. (Read chronologically from the bottom up.)

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And what do you know! Sending The Big Cock to Courtney Trouble and seeing it possibly make its debut in a porn film seemed like a PERFECT thing to do with it! I wouldn’t get to use it, or be photographed with it, but I think I can easily give up that dream. I don’t think it made its way all the way to California in time for her October 9th shoot (that Jiz Lee mentioned), but perhaps it’ll be in something else. It’s WAY more likely to get used sitting around her place than it is sitting around mine.

So, bye-bye, Big Cock. I hope you find a good new home.

Thanks to sextoy.com for sending me The Big Cock to review. Buy other bondage and kink sex toys through sextoy.com.

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4 Comments


  1. oh my…

    you are all hilarious (that thing is hilarious). i kind of dug the signed "souvenir" idea. and i think it's cute how practical g's suggestions were. but it's always nice to find things a good home where they'll be wanted, in the end ;)

  2. 'So, bye-bye, Big Cock. I hope you find a good new home.'

    - this is not a collection of words I expected to read today, and it almost made me spit my tea I laughed so hard.

  3. violet's comment pretty much made my day.

  4. a friend of mine has a big rubber double-headed dildo that is about that long. it makes an AMAZING impact play toy :)

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