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Review: Hottie Xtra by Happy Valley Silicone

Speaking of really big cocks (we were, weren’t we?) – this just shipped for me to review:


Eden says it is 5 1/4″ long, and 6 3/4″ around. Um … that means it is thicker around than it is long.

I’m not even sure it’ll fit in my harness. Do I have an O-ring big enough? Can I wield this thing, wearing it? Will I have any idea how to use it, how to fuck someone else with it? And … secretly, I want to know, can I take it?

I’m incredibly interested, and shuddering at the same time.

I guess I’ll find out.

Published by Sinclair Sexsmith

Sinclair Sexsmith (they/them) is "the best-known butch erotica writer whose kinky, groundbreaking stories have turned on countless queer women" (AfterEllen), who "is in all the books, wins all the awards, speaks at all the panels and readings, knows all the stuff, and writes for all the places" (Autostraddle). ‚ÄčTheir short story collection, Sweet & Rough: Queer Kink Erotica, was a 2016 finalist for the Lambda Literary Award. They identify as a white non-binary butch dominant, a survivor, and an introvert.

10 thoughts on “Review: Hottie Xtra by Happy Valley Silicone”

  1. Wendy says:

    I have a stretchy o ring you could use with it.6 3/4'' around? I think thats bigger than Sebastian's biggest. I am jealous. I would love to put that in his ass.

  2. tongue-tied says:

    uh … it's not the size that matters, but how it's used? ::: chuckle ::: and by used, i think here we mean internally or externally?!

  3. Jennifer says:

    in my opinion, lots of wet is a good (head) start.

  4. Ms. Avarice says:

    I can't think of anywhere that this could be put… comfortably. Scary!

  5. Bad Bad Girl says:

    oohh my. I would be quite scared of being fucked by that thing, but wouldn't you love to see me suck on it while it was strapped on you?? hmmmmm….There is something very "New Bicycle on Christmas Morning" about a big fat cock.

  6. Essin' Em says:

    To me, that thing is HUGE, but to each their own.I hope you enjoy :)

  7. birdonthewirenyc says:

    doubles as a peg leg when your hamstring cramps up, too.

  8. aisforalisha says:

    that's how i was about my next review item.. on one hand 'for real??' on the other, intrigued..

  9. tongue-tied says:

    peg leg! brilliant!

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