big – I mean really big

Speaking of really big cocks (we were, weren’t we?) – this just shipped for me to review:


Eden says it is 5 1/4″ long, and 6 3/4″ around. Um … that means it is thicker around than it is long.

I’m not even sure it’ll fit in my harness. Do I have an O-ring big enough? Can I weild this thing, wearing it? Will I have any idea how to use it, how to fuck someone else with it? And … secretly, I want to know, can I take it?

I’m incredibly interested, and shuddering at the same time.

I guess I’ll find out.

Published by Sinclair Sexsmith

Sinclair Sexsmith is a genderqueer kinky butch writer who teaches and performs, specializing in sexualities, genders, and relationships. They've written at since 2006, recognized numerous places as one of the Top Sex Blogs. Sinclair's gender theory and queer erotica is widely published in anthologies like Take Me There: Trans and Genderqueer Erotica, and online at Feministing, Autostraddle, AfterEllen, and more; they are the editor of Best Lesbian Erotica 2012 and Say Please: Lesbian BDSM Erotica, both published by Cleis Press. Sweet & Rough: Sixteen Stories of Queer Smut, Sinclair's first book of short erotic stories, was published in 2014. They use the pronouns they, them, theirs, themself, and live in Oakland, CA with their boy.

10 thoughts on “big – I mean really big”

  1. Wendy says:

    I have a stretchy o ring you could use with it.6 3/4'' around? I think thats bigger than Sebastian's biggest. I am jealous. I would love to put that in his ass.

  2. tongue-tied says:

    uh … it's not the size that matters, but how it's used? ::: chuckle ::: and by used, i think here we mean internally or externally?!

  3. Jennifer says:

    in my opinion, lots of wet is a good (head) start.

  4. Ms. Avarice says:

    I can't think of anywhere that this could be put… comfortably. Scary!

  5. Bad Bad Girl says:

    oohh my. I would be quite scared of being fucked by that thing, but wouldn't you love to see me suck on it while it was strapped on you?? hmmmmm….There is something very "New Bicycle on Christmas Morning" about a big fat cock.

  6. Essin' Em says:

    To me, that thing is HUGE, but to each their own.I hope you enjoy :)

  7. birdonthewirenyc says:

    doubles as a peg leg when your hamstring cramps up, too.

  8. aisforalisha says:

    that's how i was about my next review item.. on one hand 'for real??' on the other, intrigued..

  9. tongue-tied says:

    peg leg! brilliant!

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